About

You want to know more about me? About how I tick? My history and background? My favorite color? More trivial stuff!? Here's the Cliff Notes version of all that! Think of this as a User Manual, but with none of the icky corporate team-building. Some of us were doing them before they were (un)cool!

Glance

A picture of Albi wearing a rainbow wig holding up their unicorn cellphone

"do it do it do it doitdoitdothething"

A short Black enby that occasionally gives in to shy poet adventures and bouts of non-sequitur obnoxiousness. I tend to be a wallflower and maybe even remember to exist. I love my phone, pop culture shout-outs, afrofuturism, badly-aged video games in 1080p, tea, and lounging on the floor in the sun.

...wait a second, I said that already!

I'm feeling , by the way.

Label Maker

I'm that

agenderbasically "no gender plz n thx" Black bisexual demiromantic genderfuckbecause binary gender norms can kiss my weenie! kinky millennialWE'RE OLD ENOUGH TO OWN HOUSES IF THEY WERE AFFORDABLE, DAMN IT neurodivergent non-monogamous queer transgenderI'm the black (or white) stripe in the trans flag, babes.

weirdothing your mom warned you about.

I also like superspecific microlabels:

demifemme diamoricain't straight ain't gay gendervoid staticgender

Personality Cheat Sheet

If you're into that sorta thing.

Virgo My Sun sign in astrology. If ya real nasty, also: my Rising sign is Gemini, and Moon sign is Leo.
Enneagram 6, Loyalist "The Committed, Security-Oriented Type: Engaging, Responsible, Anxious, and Suspicious."
I N T P My Personality out of the Big 16, allegedly: Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Judging.
Chaotic whatever Where I typically fall on the DnD Alignment Chart. It depends on my mood, so I claim the entire column. :shrug:
Quality Time While largely bullshit, "Love Languages" can still be pretty handy. I also like Physical Touch and Acts of Service.
Sincere/Polite flirting style From me, this is indistinguishable from Just Being Nice. Sorry about that.
uh...
I like cats?meow meow choco chow
~~JKR is a TERF, so fuck Hogwarts and their houses.~~

Tragic Backstory

Being from Florida is tragic enough! It certainly would explain a lot: I'd rather go barefoot, too acclimated to alligator threats, and usually not the brightest fork in the short deck. ;)

I did uh, have one of the worst birthdays ever. Shit ain't been right ever since...

Background

I was one of those shy lonely types, so I spent my time reading, doodling, and reenacting Garfield strips with my best friends. I also became really enamored with computers and the Internet in the 90s, like everyone else-- I was blogging and consuming All the Media, when I wasn't considering a MOUS certification. That's how my college years found me studying web design and administration.

3-Word Childhood Solitary, Sheltered, Green

Solo Memory chilling in my bedroom with my CD player, with the TV on, and writing in my composition notebook or reading a library book.

Great Influences Robotech, Don Bluth films, Harriet the Spy, Octavia Butler in ASIMOV magazine, someone's Chibi-Usa Fanpage in the 90s, Watership Down.

Foreground

I approach the Get Off My Lawn age with eco-anxiety and (paradoxically) far less fucks to give. I do my best to keep up with technology, try to stay bendy, honor the soft bits, and bite back at a jerkass world. Oh, and I love spinach now.

Pays-the-Bills computery stuff

Habits biting, organizing, overthinking, vocal stimming

Hobbies journaling, fanfiction, kink, vtubing, blogging, poetry, hashing

(Some) Favorites

Not Pictured: afro-futurism, hauntology, nerdcore, hedgehogs, technology preservation, Janelle Monae, retro computing, video essays, bookshelves.