The Albinanigans

About

You want to know more about me? About how I tick? My history and background? My favorite color? More trivial stuff!? Here's the Cliff Notes version of all that! Think of this as a User Manual, but with none of the icky corporate team-building. Some of us were doing them before they were (un)cool!

Glance

A picture of Albi wearing a rainbow wig holding up their unicorn cellphone

A short Black enby that occasionally gives in to shy poet adventures and bouts of non-sequitur obnoxiousness. I tend to be a wallflower and maybe even remember to exist. I love my phone, pop culture shout-outs, afrofuturism, badly-aged video games in 1080p, tea, and lounging on the floor in the sun.

Non-binary flag with the text 'gender? nothx' pride flag with the hashtag gaywrath Bone Mischief with bones on the side Mixtape Playlist in colorful font 'snug me' with pleading cute faces Maru loves you! RAINBOW FUCK JKR

Label Maker

I'm that

agenderbasically "no gender plz n thx" Black bisexual demiromantic genderfuckbecause binary gender norms can kiss my weenie! kinky millennialWE'RE OLD ENOUGH TO OWN HOUSES IF THEY WERE AFFORDABLE, DAMN IT neurodivergent non-monogamous queer transgenderI'm the black (or white) stripe in the trans flag, babes.

weirdothing your mom warned you about.

I also like superspecific microlabels:

demifemme diamoricain't straight ain't gay gendervoid staticgender

Personality Cheat Sheet

If you're into that sorta thing.

  • Virgo My Sun sign in astrology. If ya real nasty, also: my Rising sign is Gemini, and Moon sign is Leo.
  • Enneagram 6, Loyalist "The Committed, Security-Oriented Type: Engaging, Responsible, Anxious, and Suspicious."
  • I N T P My Personality out of the Big 16, allegedly: Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Judging.
  • Chaotic whatever Where I typically fall on the DnD Alignment Chart. It depends on my mood, so I claim the entire column. :shrug:
  • Quality Time While largely bullshit, "Love Languages" can still be pretty handy. I also like Physical Touch and Acts of Service.
  • Sincere/Polite flirting style From me, this is indistinguishable from Just Being Nice. Sorry about that.
  • uh...
  • I like cats?meow meow choco chow
  • I burned down Hogwarts.

Tragic Backstory

Being from Florida is tragic enough! It certainly would explain a lot: I'd rather go barefoot, too acclimated to alligator threats, and usually not the brightest fork in the short deck. ;)

I did uh, have one of the worst birthdays ever. Shit ain't been right ever since...

Background

I was one of those shy lonely types, so I spent my time reading, doodling, and reenacting Garfield strips with my best friends. I also became really enamored with computers and the Internet in the 90s, like everyone else-- I was blogging and consuming All the Media, when I wasn't considering a MOUS certification. That's how my college years found me studying web design and administration.

3-Word Childhood Solitary, Sheltered, Green

Solo Memory chilling in my bedroom with my CD player, with the TV on, and writing in my composition notebook or reading a library book.

Great Influences Robotech, Don Bluth films, Harriet the Spy, Octavia Butler in ASIMOV magazine, someone's Chibi-Usa Fanpage in the 90s, Watership Down.

Foreground

I approach the Get Off My Lawn age with eco-anxiety and (paradoxically) far less fucks to give. I do my best to keep up with technology, try to stay bendy, honor the soft bits, and bite back at a jerkass world. Oh, and I love spinach now.

Pays-the-Bills computery stuff

Habits biting, organizing, overthinking, vocal stimming

Hobbies journaling, fanfiction, kink, vtubing, blogging, poetry, hashing

(Some) Favorites

Not Pictured: afro-futurism, hauntology, nerdcore, hedgehogs, technology preservation, Janelle Monae, retro computing, video essays, bookshelves.

Playlist

Float, Spoke Low (Eskadet Remix) - feat. Rae Rae, As the Rush Comes, Dust to Dust, Kusa Makura, JENOVA Celestial, 1080p...